Noun:
A smile that is clearly noticeable to others and lasts for 5 minutes or longer.
I had the most amazing time with my boyfriend tonight! He gives me such a smile boner that I can't contain it!
Have you had your smile boner today?
When a Penis is pressed against the tip of your nose while being jacked off to ejaculation and the sperm sprays itself all over your face. Points if it gets in both your eyes.
Did you see Joseph's face the other day at the orgy, his face was plastered with a Jersey smile from Stephen
a sarcastic pokerface-like smile you give someone seconds before you slit their throats, usually given when maddened to the point of insanity.
he gave her the black smile after she accidentally got his account banned.
Ughh Smile Paradox is a stupid mistake
Ehhh Jake you are a Smile Paradox
The feeling you get when you are high
David: How’s the weed man?
Greg: Duuuuude, this shit has my soul smiling
Shaving a smiley face into your pubes
Person 1: "I was in the bath and decided I'd make a pubic smile"
Person 2: "Oh that's very cool, and bet it looks great"
Similar to the “white boy smile” but with more of raised eyebrows. Canadian smile is used when walking by someone and not knowing what to do so you make the awkward Canadian smile at them, usually paired with a slight nod.
“I was on a walk the other day and this guy on the other side of the street caught eye contact with me and we both Canadian smiled it was pretty awkward”