SOAP?

The best way of showing your confusion is asking someone this very simple question. Coined by a youtube poop

Fred: So I was looking at her nipples and then I did this thing with the blah blah blah....
Billy: SOAP?

soap

the one thing you don't want to drop in prison

You fucked up droping the soap round here

SOAP

Sweaty Old Age Pensioner

Nan told me she really liked watching the SOAPs on Sunday.

Soap Dodger

A type of person to only bath at night and not shower in morning and has very questionable personal hygiene.

“Hi Jon Scott”

“Hello”
“Did you shower this morning?”
“Of course not I’m a soap dodger, I only bath at night I want to come to work smelling of BO”

Soap Dodger

A person who dodges soap. It's often associated with other unhygienic practices. It originates from the cartoon show "The Amazing World Of Gumball" on Cartoon Network.

Joe: Yo what did you do in the shower u were like in there for 2 minutes?
Bob: Im a soap dodger...
Joe: ew.

soap-a-holic

used to describe someone who uses soap after touching almost everything and anything that is slightly filthy.

"hey im gonna go see if they have any more hand sanitizer"

"why"

"because i just touched my shoe, and i know that later im gonna touch my face, and then im gonna get zits!"

wow dude your a soap-a-holic

made soap

80s slang for when a male pedophile gets a handjob, so named because the semen looks like liquid soap.

Jimmy didn’t want to go to daycare anymore because the janitor took him into the bathroom and made soap.