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A mixed mega sour is a "sweet" that is VERY sour, and is bound to make all but the most courageous puke out of their eyeballs. It is a multi-coloured ball-sweet that the makers expect people to eat. The following example is actually a true story, and it all happened word for word.
My brother warned me about these... I didn't listen, and proceeded to eat one. The following example is what happened then, me being guy number 1, a friend is guy number 2.
Guy number 1: Holy SHIT. That sweet was DISGUSTING. 'mixed mega sours' Very, very accurate description. Mixed into a pile of shit and puke, and then coloured by an ill squirrel's piss.
Guy number 2: I don't see the problem
Guy number 1: I just ate a multi-coloured ball of shit.
Guy number 2: Ah
A HUGE female that mismanages her twa. She also looks like she smell like fish & awful decisions.
That sour cow had the audacity to call me dusty. Tuh
A handjob lubricated with sour cream. Perfect when you have no other option.
Jill gave me a Sour Handy last night after we made tacos, it was sensational other than the horrible yeast infection
A word to describe a bad smelling room, this is used in place of a no no word that rhythms with Gas, ex. the room smells like *Gas* this word is used by Lucas, Katherine, home depot, and any other spiritual beings
"this room smells like sour salty creme cookies" says lucas. MR (im not goin g to write his last name so we will call him Mr creme cookies) said " lucas did you get any work done while I was away." lucas says " you really think I did work?" (っ◔◡◔)っ ♥ and scene ♥
Sour anal pussy is a contempt feeling that extorts your personal urge to rejects a nasty coochie booty respectfully, taking sour candy and rubbing it on the couch so that the flavor does not taste as bad
Steven- why don't you wash your ass you nazty bitch you smell like fish
Carmen- go fuck yourself
Steven- its okay baby let's rub the geli beili pet rat goomie candiiiie on dah cooch
Carmen- bet I haven't showered in 2 weeks thats gonna be extra spicy but it will be some nice sour anal pussy.
Feeling salty or disappointed after what you said also feeling very stupid.
You're just sour-faced for saying that.
A very very white person who doesn’t use wash cloths or loofahs, just smears body soap on their body with their hands. Then they rinse it off and no they don’t wash their feet. So, they smell like sour cream.
They look just like you and me but are white and smells like sour cream.
I thought I smelled a sour cream citizen but I turned the corner and it was a homeless person.