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To impact a soccer game in such a way that u by yourself orchestrated a massive comeback for ur team after being a few goals down.
Dude 1: I produce a steven gerrard during today's football match.
Dude 2: Yeah, ur team was like 2 goals down and suddenly u scored 1 and set up the other 2 goals. Congrats, man.
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what every mediocre dirt biker doesnt want to be.
well jimmy, you dont want to be like a steven kiak!
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1. The lead singer of the influential 90s indie rock band Pavement.
2. God.
Could Steven Malkmus microwave a burrito so hot that he himself could not eat it?
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One of the greatest singers of all time
who became a muslim and changed his name to Yusef Islam
Cat Stevens is awesome no matter what religion he believes in
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Steve Gerrard is the best all-round football player in the world at the moment. Nobody else combines defensive skills and attacking strength as he does so is therefore one of the few players who are actually priceless, even Chelsea not being able to get their grubby mits on him. Unbelieveable inspiration when the captain too, leading the way to two cup final comebacks in as many years for the best football club in the world. Immense.
"Shit did you see Gerrard score that goal in the FA Cup final, that was AAAAAMMMMMAAAAAZZZZZIIIIINNNNNGGGGG"
"Hahahaha chelsea are shit and they will lose the premiership next season because there is only one Steven Gerrard in the premiership"
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A pornstar who Loves to have sex with Dominic with his long dark curly hair dark skin self he's a short guy from Austin Texas with a large cock and she absolutely can't get enough of him she will go all the way to anywhere where ever he is at to freak him oral anal kinky shit fetish you name it
High I'm looking for Dominic
Wow your jada stevens
That's riight have you seen him around???
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When one man sits in a toilet with his butt in the water and another man proceeds to step up on the toilet with both feet and gets his dick sucked by the person in the toilet. The person standing on the toilet getting his dick sucked then flushes the toilet when he is cumming.
Kid: I'm getting tired of blumpkins i want to try something different
Other Kid: get a J.R. Stevens
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