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A clumsy person, often making mistakes or breaking things. A person who in spite of constant effort toward betterment or otherwise rewarding behavior will consistantly find themself the brunt of negative coincidence or alternatively failing to achieve their goals. An individual beset by a strange series of unfortunate incidents.
My sticky mickey cousin burned himself on the stove today, yet again.
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The act of lathering super glue on a dildo and sticking it in a girls asshole.
A girl got sticky buns when that dildo became stuck.
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Refers to gay Asian males who claim to feel attracted to (and often even generally associate) ONLY with other Asian people. Sticky rice (also see sticky ) often go out of their way to try to show their love (sometimes in seemingly forced or artificial ways) for all things Asian (including men) and tend to preach to other people in interracial relationships how "wrong" those other people are for being "race traitors". For these racial separatists, there should be no interracial dating or mixing. Sound familiar? It should. That's exactly the same racist philosophy espoused by neo Nazis. To be sure, some gay White guys might tend to not go after Asian guys and might even behave in racist ways themselves. However, this often seems to be more a function of physical preference than an overtly conscious effort to make a sociopolitical statement about race, as it is with many sticky rice. Certainly not all sticky rice are the same, but observers will do doubt notice these recurring similarities. And as is the case with many racial separatists, a common theme runs through sticky rice social circles: bitterness.
"How ironic that sticky rice guys tend to complain about racist behavior when they are sometimes the worst offenders."
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The act of ejaculating on ones own nether-regions (testicular area is preferable, but this can also work with the penis... i guess) after oral sex, and then slapping them on the side of your partner's face. Hold them there for as long as possible while going beep... beep... beep... If you manage to hold them there for 5 beeps you are required to boast to all of your close guy friends about your great achievement, as your man-score now has 100 more points. Also, You do not buy any alcohol for the next week, its on your buddy's tab. However, if it does not last 5 Beeps, it is an automatic dignity suicide, losing you 500 man points and rejection from civilization. A risky but potentially epic maneuver.
Man 1: Last Night i finished up with Bevelyn, And i decided to go for the Sticky Grenade. Held it there for the full 5.
Man 2: You Da Boss!
Man 1: Fuck Yeh.
(Macho Bear Hug/Sticky Grenade High Five)
Man 3: Dude, I Went for the sticky Grenade last night with that fit girl in the pink low cut tee...
Man 4: You Hit it Yeh?
Man 3: Well i got to 4...
*silence*
Man 4: Sorry who are you?
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When a guy ejaculates inside a girl and the girl then thrusts her pelvis towards the guy, causing the sperm to squish back out onto the guy.
Sally was mad that John came inside of her without a condom, so she sticky bombed him.
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large man who has the "cash box" and sells awesome stuff out of his van.
ive been in his van with him once... but thats another story.
yo uncle sticky is coming to town and hes got the dope shit man .....dinga
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The result of watching porn on your smart phone. Usually requires the viewer to carry around wet naps to clean and sanitize the phone.
"I was watching PornHub on my iPhone and jerking off. I came really hard and ended up with sticky phone."
"I was whacking off while watching porn on my smart phone and almost dropped it. I had to grab it with my wanking hand and ended up with sticky phone."
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