Big Stone

References the 'Big Stone' from Green Hell.

Spoken in a troglodyte voice.

Person 1: "Big Stone!!"
Person 2: "huh?"
Person 1: "Big Stone go in Water!!"

Bones and stones

Cemetery

He’s resting in the place of bones and stones.

Stone's Law

The principle that the more stoned you are, the more likely normal things around you are to break. It is a direct relationship between the user and the objects (electronics, doors, food packaging, public fountains) wherein the objects break in front of the user, causing him or her to wonder if the item is really broken or if they are really high.

Circa 2012: named for the American designer, professor and coffee connoisseur, who first proposed such an idea in 2006.

(After getting high) "Weird, my headphones have always worked before but now the left earpiece is broken. Is it broken? Or is this just Stone's Law?"

Stoning the Sickness

The act of getting so high while sick that the virus in your body also gets stoned that it re-thinks its life and decides to not be a virus anymore and you become cured.

"Bro aren't you sick why are you smoking?"
"Ah dude I'm Stoning the Sickness so it re-thinks its life bro."

stoned age

a phrase referring to a period in time when drug use was rampant

The 19th century was a stoned age b/c: Pharmacies sold cocaine for a dime, used in Coca Cola, to treat morphine addiction (ironic), a painkiller, and a 19th century equivalent of a 5 Hour Energy.

Late 20th century: MJ

Passin stones

How the cool kids say "Passing kidney stones"

Person 1: Ayo bro im passin stones
Person 2: What?
Person 1: Passin kidney stones

Stone Bone

A fetish when you drop a rock on your erect penis.

Jimmy after watching porn pulled a Stone Bone