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When you are so high, you google a word or phrase to find out what it means only to find it does not exist, thus creating a new word or phrase.
Dude, Trump totally stoner bologna'd "covfefe".
A long winded story telling and/or rant while under the influence of some mind altering substance. Usually difficult to comprehend unless you are stoned, or happen to know said ranter.
Jessica had a stoner tangent when she was so high she couldn't remember when she started talking.
When you're stoned and you try to act normal and intelligent. If you pull it off, then you too, can be Professor Stoner.
Dude, you smoked three joints and she still thought you were funny and charming? Professor Stoner!
Movies that overexaggerate the effects of prolonged marijuana use. Movies like Half Baked. Movies you watch when you're stoned.
"Harold and Kumar are good stoner movies"
The discarded "log shaped" tobacco from a cigar used for smoking weed.
Someone left a stoner shit on the sidewalk.
Something really disgusting or some type of candy you find at your local drug store and mix together and eat that taste good only cause your high.
Dude me and william went down to pavilions and jack som air heads twisted that shit up! Was like stoner candy.
A tasty topping made by combining mayonnaise, ketchup, and barbecue sauce. Tastes good on everything!
"what is that sauce your dipping those fries in? "
"It's Stoner sauce of course!"