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When you tell someone weird to stop touching kids
You: Hey Jeff
Jeff: Want to see the kids in my basement
You: stop touching kids
The careful manoeuvre performed instantly after weeing in order to transition into pooing.
Sorry, I took so long. I had to stop n' plop!
Common in Cook County, IL (aka Chicagoland), it's when 2 cars, 1 behind the other, come to a full stop at a stop sign and then both proceed through the intersection together even though the law requires the 2nd car to stop again after the 1st car proceeds.
OFFICER: I'm ticketing you for going through the stop sign without stopping.
DRIVER: But I did stop!
OFFICER: No! A Cook County Stop doesn't count. You were supposed to stop again after moving up to the crosswalk
To hinder one's ability to generate income.
"Yo fam, why dis man tryna assassinate your character like that?!"
"Trust fam, man dem jealous of my stacks B. He tryna stop my bag."
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A genius idea of selling donuts in the back of a car in bumper to bumper traffic.
Originated from Two and a Half Men
...I know! Well call them, stop-and-GO-NUTS!
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One who stops for a little conversation when they bump into someone on the way to somewhere. Usually it's a quick and instinctive descision if the stop n chat will go down or not, usually because one of the two parties dont want to stop and chat, and therefore will try some sort of avoidance.
Person 1: I knew I shouldn't have trusted you to be here on time...
Person 2: I would have been here on time, honest, but i ran into Charlie on the way here, and he forced me into a stop n chat.
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me: adria stop and go
adria: oh u bitch
me: eenie meenie miny HOE
adria: oh no u didnt gurl
me: bipity BOPETY boop
adria: OH
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