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A system developed between two guys to allow them to speak about females directly in front of them, or without other guys knowing who they are talking about.
The possibilites are endless, you can use numbers..."becky 1,2,3..."....initials..."becky M,G,S"...or you can even get creative and use nicknames ..."becky big boob", or "becky bitch face" The becky system is a sure fire way to say whats on your mind, no matter the place or time.
Matt- "Dude did you see becky 2 at lunch today , shes looking mighty fine"
Ed-"Bro tell me about it, but original becky is looking perfect at the moment.
Tang-"You guh-guh-guh guys! wh-w-who are you ta-ta talking about, why you do this?
Matt-"dude, you have never heard of the becky system?
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A system for freight that is always accurate.
Do you need freight transported accurately? use accurate freight system
1. a system that turns the ordinary mundane party into the extra kickthefuckass armerica party
2. im not sure but it gets girls wet
hot girl one- "yo bitch lets head over to betas, they have a bumpin sound system"
hot girl two - "oh fuck yea im wet just thinkin about it"
A = AVERAGE
B = BELT TIME
C = CANT COME HOME
D = DOG HOUSE
F = FIND A NEW FAMILY
MOM: YOU GET THE B. I AM GOING TO WHIP YOUR ASS. GET THE A+ OR CHOPSTICK UP ASS AND NO RICE FOR 3 DAYS!
ASIAN SON: I DO THE SO MUCH EXTRA CREDIT! I'M JUST NO SMART!
MOM: YOU A DISAPPOINTMENT. GO TO THE DOG HOUSE AND SPEND THE NIGHT WITH THE DINNER. YOU KNOW WHAT THE ASIAN GRADING SYSTEM IS!!!!!
You understand something perfectly
You perfectly understand how a mechanical device works
You perfectly understand a task you've been given and know how to complete it
Luke: so you think you can fix my car engine?
Danni: yeah mate no problem.
Luke: how do you know what to do?
Danni: well iv done it before so iv practically got system in my eyes
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A method of checking in and following your partners comfort levels during sex. Reaffirms consent and is often used in kinky settings or when exploring sexuality.
Green - You're comfortable.
Yellow - Slow down, pause, or change something (negotiable).
Red - Stop.
"Have you heard of the traffic light system? Can we use that? I don't wanna hurt you."
- "I'd like that."
"What's your colour baby?"
- "Yellow -- can we switch positions?"
"Of course."
Another way of saying drunk and/or hungover. Owing to alcohols ability to suppress the immune system and the fact that it is usually drunk in largest quantities on the weekend.
Ugh yeah I'm not going to be able to come in to work today, I have a weekend immune system
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