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A burden to the human race, a scourge of humanity, a disgusting demon from Hell. The reason for such atrocities like the ESRB, v-chips, and the freakin' FCC. Soccer moms are a subspecies of humans, like monkeys and chimpanzees. They are often middle-aged and blonde, but they act like they're 20 and they often wear track pants to show of their disgusting hippo-ass that will make you vomit. They think their little, bratty, teeny boppers spawned from the radioactive shit from the asshole of Satan. Seriously, their kids are like demons! Soccer moms often force their offspring to do some sort of after school (soccer, baseball, football, etc.). Soccer moms also have very strict rules.
Me: *listening to Banana 101.5 in my Dad's car while he gets some smokes and beer*
Soccer Mom: You turn that awful garbage off this instant!
Me: *turns it up*
SM: TURN IT OFF YOU AWFUL MONSTER, MY CHILDREN ARE TO SPACES DOWN!!!
Me: Fuck you.
SM: *angry groan* YOU... YOU...*stomps off in anger*
Me: What a bitch.
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High-wasted, synthetic pants. Usually worn by a soccer-mom.
My math teacher had major mom pants
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A woman who neglects her kids. Instead of caring for them, she would rather party her life away. Such women often don't have children intentionally and regularly has abortions. They see their children as an inconvenience or as another tool to get attention.
Oh God that Tot Mom Saras's at the bar again! My god she acts like shes 25! I bet she dumped her kids at her parents house, as usual!
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A mom who post bad pictures of their son on their first day of high school.
Ur mom... is Josh's Mom
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Refers to females who wear the pants in the family, i.e. Kate from Jon & Kate Plus 8.
I don't know how he puts up with her crap. She's such a dom mom.
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An over-enthusiastic, doting, proud mother of of a gay person, the PFLAG Mom manifests herself in many borderline-embarrassing ways, from buying her child exclusively gay themed books and movies on birthdays to writing letters to the editor and attending marches on behalf of her son/daughter "who happens to be gay and of whom we are SO PROUD!"
The gay children of the PFLAG Mom realize that she means well, and understand that being subjected to Thanskgiving dinner discussions about gaydar while dad shifts uncomfortably in his seat are preferable to being the child of homophobes, but often can't help feeling patronized. In a reversal from convention, the children of the PFLAG Mom sometimes say they wish their mother would "tone it down a bit."
"You should see all the cheesy rainbow magnets my mother put on her car. I mean it's sweet, but, God, she's just *such* a PFLAG Mom."
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A mother or female legal guardian who assumes, because of their position, that they know everything. (i.e. Everything that is going on, everything that has happened and everything that will happen.)
In example, stupid mom spends many hours on the phone yelling at whomever is on the other line telling them that they are wrong, stupid mom yells at you to pick up your dirty plate, although she herself has left her dirty plate on the table for you to pick up many times before.
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