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cat's taint

the skin between the balls and butthole on a cat.

Yo bro, look at that cat's taint! woah thats some meaty skin, I'd eat that!

by Tyrannous aunt June 6, 2019

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Taint-hoagie

A poop.

Dude, you dog just laid his taint-hoagie on my lawn. Are you gonna clean that crap up?

by SolarNomad November 7, 2008

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Pony-Taint

Term used for the naming off the "pony tail" created near the taint region of a man, generally 40 yrs old and above.

The a fore mentioned "pony-tail" is created when the gentlemen who is trying to look 20 yrs younger in the groin region , tucks the 10 sq inches of excess ball skin back with the use of a scrunchie thereby creating said ""PONY-TAINT""

Damn Jimmy I wish i could afford a real nut tuck operation so i could stop wearing a"Pony-Taint"

by treemaninmo October 1, 2011

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Tainted Childhood

A drink composed of Jones Blue Bubblegum soda and vodka. So named because the soda itself tastes like nostalgia; therefore, adding the vodka takes your childhood memories and twists them into alcoholic form.

Last night I drank a delicious Tainted Childhood, and then felt my innocence being slowly killed.

by sourfruit March 22, 2011

4πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Fire Taint

Fire Taint is the painful, yet semi-erotic burning of the gludial cleft or taint. Inflammation, itching, burning, and possible bloodiness associated with irritation of the taint (aka - irri-taint), most commonly associated with over-wiping of one's ass. It may be caused by chaffing, rubbing vigourously without proper lubrication or a lack of grundle butter, especially after excercise or long walks combined with high temperatures and exceptionally wet and / or hot farts.

I had many beers and wings last night. Farted and sharted all day......now I have wicked fire taint and can't sit. My girl would not give me grundlatio, I am pissed.

by thepoodlebites February 24, 2009

11πŸ‘ 6πŸ‘Ž


Lick taint

The skin generally tainted in color located between the anus and genitals.

My Ex asked me for some money, I told that bitch to lick taint.

by Kapital-K* September 10, 2015

9πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


taint team

when a prosecutor needs to get between a prick and an asshole.

In order to preserve evidence integrity, Mueller used a taint team to execute a warrant against Michael Cohenβ€”bringing him one step closer to a courtroom.

by Uncle Joosie May 27, 2018

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