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A mysterious illness one contracts just after procuring expensive electrical (usually home entertainment classed) devices.
Justin came down with Tech-Flu over the weekend, I heard he got a PS3 last week.
I think the GTAIV DVD case gave me the Tech-Flu when i opened it...
A tech review YouTuber who gets mega bitches.
1:Dang did you see that Tuck Tech used the hub intro on his channel
2:Ayo WTF
Someone that wears a lot of nike tech fleeces. (probably british)
josh: nice tech fleece, are you a tech titan or cargo crusader
harry: definitely a tech titan
Tech Tuesday the last Tuesday of every month where you wear a Nike tech
Those boys in the blue and red Nike techs look so fine this tech Tuesday
An unexpected way to win.
We pulled a tech-nine in the final round.
Brooklyn tech squads which consist of 50 fucking people or more. These squads fucking run around downtown Brooklyn like monkeys and sit on every available trash can
“Bro did you see that tech squad?”
“Yes dude I almost shit my pants there were like 69 retards”
A tech whiteout occurs when your office experiences or you experience a complete meltdown of the technology you rely on to run your enterprise or life.
“All we did was call in one of our techies and the next thing you know we had a total tech whiteout in our office: our entire network crashed, our VoIP phones wouldn’t work, in fact, you couldn’t even log on to your own local workstation since even that is controlled by the network. These days the Internet is so in-grained into our work flow for: data storage, social networking, running our websites, operating our phones, running applications, communicating with our clients, etc., that when our network isn’t working, we might as well send everyone home. The only thing that was working was the one old analog phone line we keep around for our fax machine.”