AP-ness

say it out loud 3 times and you shall understand the meaning.

Student: Hey teacher, could you use this word in a sentence? (hands the teacher a piece of paper)

Teacher: "Everywhere i go, i see AP-ness"

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ass ape

someone who "rides your ass" (annoys,nags,harrasses) constantly.

My boss is a total ass ape.

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ape dunko

When P.K. subban (montreal canadiens) is on the ice.

P.K. Subban just scored! Ape dunko!!

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AP-ness

The essesnce of being in an AP(advanced placement) class. It pretty much means your smart, inteligent, and witty. If you have have a lots of AP-ness, you could be considered a nerd.

girl: Im the one with AP-ness in this relationship
boy:WHAT?
girl: I'm in AP classes, your not.

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statutory ape

Term used to characterize an oppressive majority, set of standards, or other oppressive mainstream institution.

The term was coined by writers Robert Anton Wilson and Robert Shea in 1975 through the persona of Markoff Chaney, a midget struggling to understand and destroy society's oppressive managerial hierarchy in one of the books of the duo's "Illuminatus! Trilogy."

The relevant passage of the term's context is as follows:

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The Midget, whose name was Markoff Chaney, was no relative of the famous Chaneys of Hollywood, but people did keep making jokes about that. It was bad enough to be, by the standards of the gigantic and stupid majority, a freak; how much worse to be so named as to remind these big oversized clods of the cinema's two most famous portrayers of monstro-freaks; by the time the Midget was fifteen, he had built up a detestation for ordinary mankind that dwarfed (he hated that word) the relative misanthropies of Paul of Tarsus, Clement of Alexandria, Swift of Dublin and even Robert Putney Drake. Revenge, for sure, he would have. He would have revenge...

Damn the science of mathematics itself, the line, the square, the average, the whole measurable world that pronounced him a bizarre random factor. Once and for all, beyond fantasy, in the depth of his soul he declared war on the "statutory ape," on law and order, on predictability, on negative entropy. He would be a random factor in every equation; from this day forward, unto death, it would be civil war: the Midget versus the Digits....
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(n.) "For well over a year, those black kids fought the statutory ape, but to no avail--they ended up getting convicted for crimes they didn't commit."

(adv.) "I got rejected by the NBA again. Apparently geriatrics are automatically disqualified. It's statutory ape, I tell you."

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dirt ape

a landscaper or landscaping laborer

"what do you do?"
"I'm a dirt ape"

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ape cock

huge black dick.


Can also be used for a nik name for a doe.
or a nik name for ape

that boy last night had such an ape cock.


dude wheres ape cock at tonight?

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