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National beat up ur shortest friend day
September 21 is the legal date where u can beat ur short mate up
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The day where the most funniest,nicest,sweetest,kindest,cutest,beautiful,uniquest,craziest,prettiest,loveliest,and the most best person was born on this day!!! <3 mainly for alyssa
me:hey aren't you the one that's born on the 21 alyssa?
her: YEAH my birthdays on FEBRUARY 21ST
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Anyone born on this day is one lonely fucker
Damn, David must be lonely. He is born on December 21 after all.
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National Toe-Tip day. You gotta just walk on your toe tips all day. No excuses. No weaknesses.
January 21
Dan ~ *looking elsewhere*
Barry ~"Oh hi Dan"
Dan~*physically gasps, staring at Barry's bloodied toes*"Oh jeez, Barry, what's uh...what's going on with your.. feet man..?"
Barry ~ "DAN YOU SILLY GOOSE. You know it's national Toe-Tip day."
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Free nut day, all my guys doing No Nut November, you can watch Hentai, Porn, anything to make you nut. Just do it.
Guy one: Hey it’s November 21st!
Guy two: So?
Guy one: You can have a free but today
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