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An individual who is a school procrastinator, acts really hard to show-off/be cool, makes up stories to impress people about his lifestyle, is overly obnoxious/intolerable at times.
(Example 1)
Friend 1: I miss my girlfriend so bad man!
Friend 2: ok?
Friend 1: I haven't had some in a long time!
Friend 2: ok?
Friend 1: I'm about to go crazy man! I can't handle this!
Friend 2: YO! Chill man! Don't be such a COLLEGE BOB!
(Example 2)
Friend 1: Hey guys! we haven't hung out in a long time! SOOO HOW ARE THE LADIIIIES!??
Friend 2: uuh.. i'm talking to this one girl.
Friend 1: YEAAA MY FRIEND IS GETTIN SOME!!
Friend 2: Chill man, your being a COLLEGE BOB again!
(Example 3)
Kevin's mom: So Michael, how's college?
Michael: Not that great. I haven't been studying as much. My GPA is like 2.5.
Kevin's mom: WOAH! that's not good. You have to study more.
Michael: Yea, I'm definitely stepping it up next semester!
(Mom walks away)
Kevin: So what happened man, why you're doing so bad?
Michael: I've been partying so much man!!OMG college is so awesome I LOVE DORMING! I lost track of drinking at so many parties and went to class with hangovers
Kevin: DUDE! who you trying to show off to? Don't be such a COLLEGE BOB!
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Bob Freeman is a self made stock market millionaire. When he’s not smoking weed or putting his gun in Bang energy drink cans he’s banging everyone’s mom, live streaming on YouTube, and giving away millions of dollars to some lucky winner.
That guy Bob Freeman is a real stud he fucked my mom with a blunt in his mouth after he made a million bucks on the stock market.
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USA olympic track athlete that holds the American record for the 5000m with a time of 12:58. that is 4:10 per mile which is pretty damn fast.
damn bob kennedy's fast, he beat all the black guys!!!
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1 the rich jewish creator of robocop
2 the rich jewish kid who always manages to find his way into your heart
'robocop's become self aware!!'
'call bob morton!'
'what do you think of bob morton'
'he's a sweetheart'
when someone covers their penis in peanut butter and smacks the girls forehead with it
YO, I Karen just got dirty bobbed
I did the dirty bob on her!
An new, upcoming meme where an individual asks random people if they know Bob or Bobby Shrill. Bob Shrill can also be used as a greeting.
"Excuse me? Do you know who Bobby Shrill is?"
"Yo what's going on guys, It's Bob Shrill here..."
A famous and extremely influential singer and songwriter known for his distinctive voice. In the 1960s his music reflected the civil rights movement and other movements of social unrest. Many people are turned off by his voice, but lovers of Bob Dylan are enamored by his complex lyricism and how prolific he has been over the ~50 years of his career.
"Hey man, I'm listening to some Bob Dylan!"
"Wow, Bob Dylan? Isn't he the famous 60s singer responsible for hits like 'Like a Rolling Stone' and 'Blowin in the Wind"?"
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