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1. To speed up drastically in your scraper
2. To bang bitches with a condom
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Where you burn your legs by playing World of Warcraft for too long with your overheating laptop on your balls / Legs / Lap / Groin.
"Dude, I just got WoW burn, I really need to get a cooler for this thing!"
The fool got WoW burn from playing all night with his laptop overheating!
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A "flatulence burn" is the result of extremely hot gas emitted from the sphincter, which causes minor to extreme irritation in the area around the anus. In extreme cases, blistering can occur around the anus and when gas is emitted, encapsulated by an undergarment, blistering may occur in areas well beyond the anal region (including but not limited to ones private parts). A "flatulence burn" is often accompanied by the splatter of liquid or solid feces in the vicinity of the gas when emitted.
Johnny had stomach cramps all morning after eating hot peppers for breakfast. While walking to class, he passed gas and immediately dropped to the floor. After being brought to the nurses office and hearing that he may have a "Flatulence Burn", Johnny asked to go to the bathroom. He could not sit on the toilet and had to throw his underwear away.
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A unique type of sideburns made popular by AFI guitarist Jade Puget.
Tina's boyfriend is trying to grow Jade burns.
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Something shouted upon an insult so grave it requires hospital treatment
Is there a doctor on the BURN WARD
You appear to be a little singed, get your ass to the BURN WARD!
"Oh my god that guy's on fire!"
"Better get him to the burn ward"
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A Golden Goat strain joint rolled using pages of the King James Bible, particularly those from Exodus onward.
Person One: Hey man, can you pass me that Burning Bush?
Person Two: The angel of the Lord appeared unto him in a flame of fire out of the midst of a bush: and he looked, and, behold, the bush burned with fire, and the bush was not consumed. And Moses said, I will now turn aside, and see this great sight, why the bush is not burnt. And when the Lord saw that he turned aside to see, God called unto him out of the midst of the bush, and said, Moses, Moses. And he said, Here am I. And he said, Draw not nigh hither: put off thy shoes from off thy feet, for the place whereon thou standest is holy ground.
Person One: Bro, you're high as hell.
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When a man takes Ben-Gay, hot Sauce, wassabi, and lemon Juice and rubs it on a girls clitoris, and then jacks off into her face.
I gave a girl a Burning Banshee once, then i had to take her to the hospital for second degree burns.
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