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A person that rarely carries cash and routinely pays with a card.
A card-wanker will usually insist that the benefits of not carrying cash justify their 'card-wanker' status but this is a fallacy.
Card wankers will generally need to go to the cash point before nights out or when purchasing items from places that don't accept cards but will typically only draw enough to cover what they think they will spend which is usually slighly less than they actually need resulting in a second visit to the ATM.
Example 1
Paul: Why is it that there always a queue at the checkout when you're in a rush?
Dave: Yeah, I know.
Paul: And the guy in front of me always turns out to be a card wanker.
Dave: I'm paying on card.
Paul: Why?
Dave: I don't have any cash on me.
Paul: You're such a card-wanker.
Dave: (begins weak attempt to justify his card-wanker status)
Example 2
Paul: Anyone up for a pint after work?
Dave: Yeah, I'll go but I need to go to the ATM first.
Paul: It's a pint, It'll cost you less that a fiver.
Dave: I don't have any cash.
Paul: You're such a card-wanker.
Dave: (begins weak attempt to justify his card-wanker status)
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ID CARD/ID
A card used to identify a person. An ID card can be a driver's license, a passport, or any other card that has that sort of information.
Cards you can use for identification can have your name, age/ birthdate, address, height, hair color, eye color, a picture, and some helpful information for emergancies (ie phone #, car you drive, etc.)
ID cards are used for things like getting into clubs, proving that your old enough to drink, etc.
ALL NAMES THAT ARE USED ARE JUST RANDOM NAMES, THEY ARE NO SPECIFIC PERSON
1. Jenna went to a club, the bouncer needed to see her ID card since she looked younger than 21, even though she was already 24.
2. Addie was going on a trip to Japan, when she got to the airport she needed to show them an ID card to make sure she was who she claimed to be. So she showed them her passport as a form of ID.
3. Brigid, a 13 yr old, asked for a Strawberry Daiquiri. The waiter thought she was older than 13, he actually thought she was anywhere from 16-25 yrs old, and that she wanted an alcoholic drink, so he asked her for ID. Then Brigid said, "I don't have an ID card, I'm 13!"
The waiter said, "Sorry, I thought you were between the ages of 16 and 25!"
(Example 3 is a true story)
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As a perjorative adjective, implies that someone behaves worse than another who is not card-carrying; i.e. a card-carrying --- is worse than a normal ---, and is possibly drawn to others of his kind.
He's a card-carrying douchebag.
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Almost like a v-card, but with the cherry (hymen) of a woman/girl.
If you were to take someone's c-card, then you probably fingered them or something of the sorts.
Joe: When I was fingering Jen, I got her c-card, it was gross!
John: I'd say! Who wants hymen blood on their fingers!?
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In the Game of Rape, the DM Card, or Dave, is the Jack of Diamonds. He is a powerful card to have, as he can give AIDS to a previous player is he/she played a Jack, and give AIDS to the next player if he/she can only play a Jack. Only the Captain America Card has the power and awesomeness to perform a Rape Combo on Dave.
Haha! Thanks to Dave everyone has AIDS but me! I win!
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an underwelming jester of guilt.
I know you're going through the deepest sadness in your life, here's a picture of a daffodil, hope it all works out for you.
That's why i should have my own sympathy card company. On the front would be a duckbilled platypus playing checkers with a rhino, and in the back round there would be a hot dog holding up a lemonade stand at gun point. When you opened it, it would just say "the world is messed up, man."
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A statement used as an indication that another's action or statement immediately preceeding it sharply goes against the social norms of the group. The act must be of such an extreme nature as to cause hysterical disbelief or revulsion among members of the group. Obviously this is much stronger than calling a yellow card on someone.
"Yeah, she was so hot, I was ready to jump all over that."
"Dude, that's my sister, and she's only 15- Red Card!"
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