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14th century Spanish king from the area outside of present day Barcelona. Family inhabited Castrillo Castle and the surrounding lands for 7 centuries. Generally considered the only competant regional baron of his line and staunch opponent to the remnant of the Muslim forces remaining on the Iberian peninsula. Known to history as El Cid Grande y Defensor del Fe.
Carlos Castrillo was a great hero to all the people of Spain and to you especially.
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Name for any mexican that's not important enough for you to remember or care what there actual name is.
Shanna: Why are you watching Carlos Garcia?
Emy: You mean George Lopez?
Shanna: Same thing.
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A person that will always be in prison. He is the definition of where 'dropping the soap' came about. He dates women to mask what he truly feels but he is straight for that dick. If you meet a Carlos Rodarte he is an all the way gay catcher.
Did you hear? Carlos Rodarte was denied parole! Guess it's good he likes it in the ass!
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a special boy that has a really good taste in style. he dates a lot of attractive girls but never really likes them. is does this to impress his friends but 1 day he'll met someone who he really does like ( emotionally not by there looks ) he is super cute and really likes a girl he is too nervous to talk to. who comes around to his house a lot n has a lot of feelings for, but if he just steps up with guts and talk to the girl he really likes he wont feel weird around the girl. Some Carlos's are shy because of what his parents and friends might think . his mind tells him 1 thing and his heart tells him another. he is so special and smart that he needs to come up to the girl he really likes with out the advise of his friends. Carlos has a mind of his own you know! do the right thing and tell her how u really feel about her! JUST DO IT
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A gay guy who is acts straight and is dumb, non athletic, and has no freinds at all.
Hey why you acting a little gay
Oh I was hanging out with juan Carlos the whole day
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A great comedian who is not racist!! yes you heard correctly. He never said he hates a certain race, therefore hes not racist! All he does is stereotype and joke on other races that doesn't make him racist.He has the funniest show on comedy central.But he is not mexican he's from honuras and germany. Thats the only thing wrong with him, he denies his heritage and poses as a mexican.
Carlos mencia -
I saw a mexican that was that tall,and if that wasnt enough to say this guys a beaner, no he gets of a pick up truck thats has la virgin de guadalupe and a cow painted at the side of the door
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A undomesticated specie of monkey typically found in the jungles of Peru, its know to have lived during the inca era, its believed that it was the first specie of homosexual monkey due to its inability to mate with females because of its lack in size of its penis, its penis often confused with an inside out belly button, scientist have been able to trace back the origin of the HIV virus or (el Sida) to el Jean Carlos monkey.
Friend1: Hey man did you have sex with that guy last night?
Friend2: yeah man I did I fucked him raw
Friend1:oh man you are a Jean Carlos, you probably have el sida now.
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