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Wannabe.... Fake!
Walk round looking like a WAG (wives & girlfriends)
mainly come from Liverpool...
Drink chapagne and have a drug dealer boyfriend!
choose a career in lapdancing,
boobjob is a must!....
Definition of CHAVS.
"Oh my god that Louis Vuitton hand bag must of cost a fortune!?".... "NO five pound from the market, do I look like Colleen now?"
"My Drug dealer boyfriend is paying for my boobjob so I can become a lapdancer"
I hate chavs!.
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A male British person of (generally) low socio-economic status with a characteristic clothing style, dialect, and mode of consumer activity.
A chav is generally cunning and resourceful and invokes fear amongst his more passive and uncreative contemporaries. The character the "artful dodger" from Dickens' "Oliver Twist" represents the archetypal chav: poor and lacking in ambition, but clever, witty, and fond of creative-poetic language. The authentic "cockney", long since vanished from London, might also be considered a type of proto-chav.
The term "chav" is almost exclusively used in a derogatory sense by out-group persons, most commonly lower or middle-class British persons actively seeking to establish a more prestigious socio-economic status and the corresponding identity.
The term - and the emotional and negative connotations associated therewith - (see the vast majority of the other definitions above) can be considered the latest manifestation of the typically rigid British conception of class-consciousness.
Setting: public space in any English city. Two pedestrians are approached by a young person dressed in a track suit and a "Burberry" hat.
"Oi, gimme a fag, geezer"
"Sorry?"
"a fuckin' cig, mosha"
"Oh, sorry, I don't smoke"
"'id I say you should talk? Shut the fuck up and get out outta my sight"
Two pedestrians continue on their way. The first, non-smoking pedestrian, seeks to counter his humiliation by addressing the second pedestrian:
"Fuckin' chav."
(nervous laughter)
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The term 'chav' has been broadened, and there are many things that define a chav. A chav is usually rude, common, and a fashion freak. The males will wear caps and pristeen white trainers, tracksuits and coats that cling to the waist. The females also sport these coats, but will wear huuuuuuuuuuge earrings (usually hoops) shirts with logos, boots (usually Ugg or slouch boots at present) Can wear jeans or short skirts, often denim or 'raa-raa skirts' as they have been heard to be called. They wear lots of make-up, and are often orange with foundation. They seem to enjoy meandering about in large groups, drinking cheap alcohol, making cheap shots at passers by, and saying things like 'innit' and 'wha'ever.' The comic character Vicky Pollard is an only very slightly exaggerated version of a chav. They will only attack in large groups, and sometimes the males will mutter things as one walks past, often derogatory and very rarely complimentary. The 'brave' ones will pick fights with lone geeks or Goths, whereas others will even more bravely yell obscene things as they pass in their cars (usually blaring crap music) or spit in one's hair.
A geek is walking past, innocently carrying a bag of shopping in one hand, and perhaps a book in the other. The geek is unfortunate enough to have to pass a bus shelter under which some chavs are hiding from the rain. The geek contemplates - is it worth crossing the road? No - the geek will stick it out. The geek passes through, its eyes flickering onto those of a female chav, who says, 'What you lookin' at, enit?" The geek says nothing. If it is lucky, it might escape unscathed, but insulted. If it is unlucky, it will be beaten up or spat upon by the male chavs, while the female chavs scream or shout encouragement, while drinking aforementioned cheap alchohol.
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A really really really rubbish worthless waste of life. Failed gangster. Culturally stunted. Probably called Wayne, Dwayne, Shayne, Trixie, Roxy, Kirstie...
Wears trousers around ankles and really brightly coloured boxers (if chav). Can't get dressed properly so will probs only be half in hoodie. Chavette's have belly-tops, tight skirts, massive heels, loads of hoops through assorted holes in their bodies...
Basically, wants to fail at everything. Thinks failing is 'cool'. If at school aims to get into fights and get detentions.
if not aims to get into prison or die.
By the age of 12 will be chain smoker, alchy by 14... soon drug-dealing.
If chav probs has 3 pregnant girlfriends, at least two of whom's babies probably aren't actually his.
If chavette has about three chavvy toddlers with double-peirced ears who cry 'woteva' and 'like' and some chav or others baby waiting to pop out...
Should be rounded up and shot.
Chav 1 (Shayne): Like, yo Wayne blud. Like, bling bling. Want some weed? Wazzup woteva? Like, I just failed like all my BTEC's!
Chav 2 (Wayne): Like, get in there, mate! Like, bling bling. Yeah, gimme weed like. I'm gonna get monged blud.
Chav 3 (Dwayne): Lol. Like, get wot i done?
Shayne: Wot, blud?
Dwayne: Like, I banged up Trixie again, blud!
Shayne: wey to go man... i like got like roxy and kirstie up right now like... blud... bling bling
Wayne: Like, wait blud, like... int Kirstie my fly gal? Like, that my baby blud!
Shayne: Yeah, well, like, i got her preggers, blud? u got a problem with that blud?
Wayne: Like, yeah blud! i gonna fight u blud!
Shayne: Bring it on blud! Bling bling!
Dwayne: Oi... there goes Trixie. NICE LEGS GAL! WOT TIME DO THEY OPEN? HA HA HA HAAAAAAAAA!
Shayne: That babe is bang tidy. BET U WISH THE LIL ****** WAS MINE, DON'T U, GAL? HA HA HA!
Wayne: Well fly. Pass me some weed, Shayne, blud.
Shayne: Like, alright blud.
Dwayne: Bling Bling. Woteva.
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Okay everyone, I've read over several definitions of a Chav, and determined the American equivalent.
A 'Chav' in America would be a Bro, with certain Ricer and a Wigger traits infused, with the exceptions that Bros wear dirt biking apparel instead of premium designer clothing, and 'make up' trucks instead of Novas.
The equivalent of the Chavette would be the Bro Hoe. Bleached blonde on top, dark on bottom. Not as fertile as Chavettes, but never without a pack of cigarettes and thick eye liner.
See that Bro over there, wearing his shiny Fox wifebeater, chilling in his alcoholic stepdad's trashed out, raised F150. If he were English he'd be such a Chav.
"She's a down low bro hoe Chavette fo sho" - Dead in Ditches by Hollywood Undead
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The word originally derives from the first letter of each of the following words;
Council House And Violence.
And is frequently used, to explain males of the young, middle-aged and the elderly riff raff types (chavs), that are up to no good and have unfortunately over-populated England. Making England go downhill and making it a very dangerous and depressing place to live.
These animals (the chavs) take great pleasure in making everybody's lives a misery and are only ever intimidating when they hang around in groups / gangs of anything from 3-50 people.
Individually, they are cowards.
They are happy to remain unemployed and to scrounge as much money as they can off of government benefits and people.
They also like to smoke dope, sniff glue, get drunk and to get their girlfriends pregnant, as much as possible. It's like a hobby to them.
They also have to remain as the most negative role-model to their kids, in the hope that he or she will turn out like him (the parent). the chav(s) in the U.K actually believe that behaving as a bad role-model is fun they feel that it is the way forward in life for themselves and for their kids.
They also like to attack elderly people who are pretty much defenseless people and are easy targets for the chavs to getting some quick money, for their drug / booze fix.
As of course the chav will do everything within their power to avoid getting a real job.
Chavs can be found on most street corners within the U.K, wearing sportswear such as; tracksuit tops and bottoms. Also white trainers and Burberry / Fred Perry polo shirts. Normally a typical stripey design to their shirt is the most favoured. The same goes for their sweaters / jumpers, which are also stripey, (almost like that of Dennis The Menace, - the cartoon character). Oh yes, the shirt is almost always tucked upwards for some very strange reason, looking very much like Elvis Presley.
They also like to wear fake jewelery around their necks and they have a very strange tedency to tucking their socks outwards and over their tracksuit bottoms, so that the sock is showing on the outside and is completely visible to the public. And they also have the most obvious commoners fashion accesory / item ='s the baseball cap.
Normally with the Burberry styled; Rupert The Bear type of design to it.
I don't know if they wear these baseball caps with the hope and belief, that one day the baseball cap will give them extra braincells? As I cannot think of why they would need to wear a baseball cap if they do not play baseball?
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I. Of or relating to the stereotypical scene of the chavs.
II. The stereotype, culture and fashion of the chavs. There is, however, no defined music genre labelled 'chav'.
I. "That cap is well chav."
II. "You look like a chav with that haircut, grow it long again."
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