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Clintoned

to mysteriously disappear or die with lots of circumstantial evidence attached to said disappearance or death

Man#1:
"hi has anybody seen anything of billy lately?? It's like weeks since I seen him or heard anything from him I'm starting to get a bit worried surely someone has seen him?"

Random voice in pub:
"Waste of time looking for him mate was on the news last week - he got "Clintoned" and they are still looking for his laptop!

by Bleachybit May 27, 2024


clinton cudas

An elite swim club. A lot of drama that involves dumb shit. Their mommy’s and daddy’s pay too much for them to swim their.

Random kid: Are you a part of the Clinton Cudas?

Some other kid: Yeah did you hear Micheal Phelps swam there?

by Anonymous4272726 October 10, 2019


Clintonic Suicide

Whenever someone connected to the Clintons, Epstein, or a whistleblower of any sort who has never been suicidal is found dead and the cause of death is suicide.

“Yo man did you hear how a witness is gonna take the stand against Epstein?”
“Do you live under a rock bro? He said he was willing to spill the beans on everything but then they found him hanging in his jail cell, said he was suffering from mental illness.”

“Ah damn the state got him, that’s the third Clintonic Suicide this year”

by Dredgen May 12, 2023


Hilary clinton juice

The act of cumming in a cup then sprinkling somebody’s ashes in the cup to form a sticky grey liquid (hilary clinton juice)

Don’t drink that hilary clinton juice, it tastes like shit

by emperordonkey78 May 29, 2024


Bill Clintoning It

the act of intentionally ejaculating on a piece of clothing, preferably on a blue dress. May also be used as a noun (Bill Clinton) to describe the ejaculate.

Person 1: "Oh yeah! Taste my Bill Clinton!" *ejaculates*

Person 2: "Eric! Are you Bill Clintoning It again?"

Person 3: "Damn it Eric you Bill Clintoned on my favorite dress!"

by JackMasterBater November 9, 2023


Clinton Turbulence

Aviation Term: A type of turbulence that does not stress the airframe of an aircraft in any way (like severe turbulence), but could occur to anyone on the Clinton's hitlist flying in an aircraft that knows a little too much..

Pilot 1: "Oh did you hear about Clintons ex lawyer Dana Hyde died from turbulence"

Pilot 2: "Yeah, it wasn't severe turbulence, she died from a Clinton Turbulence ".

by Captain Nadia Marcinko March 10, 2023


Clintonized

The state of being so powerful and influential that it begins to hurt your own image.

The Town Sheriff felt clintonized when people started to walk out on her lofty speech on diversity and inclusiveness while announcing new impractical policies, and those who stayed started booing.

by Calcatian October 5, 2019