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A character from HBO's "The Wire", Clay Davis is a shady state senator, who's favorite saying was shit pronounced sheeeeeeiiiiiiittttttttt! So instead of swearing out right with shit, just say Clay Davis. Another variation to it is a combination of shit and motherfucker: clay muthafuckin' davis!
Question: Hey man can I borrow $500 dollars?
Your answer: Clay Davis!
Question: Let me take your new Xbox 360 to the crib and test it out?
Your answer:Clay "muthafuckin" Davis!
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Awesomeness with a hint of Crazyfun!
Did you hear about those girls dancing in the snow?
Yeah they are totally Jaime Davis's!
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So your loving your girl strong getting her wet and really loose, really loose (this is of the utmost importance). As things heat up head south, and instead of munching the rug slip your head into her vagina up to your forehead, like a baseball cap. the spin around so you both have your backs on the bed, table, sink, mother, you know whatever. Then stand up with your new vagina headware and ask politely for her to "drop a load" down your neck, dont work clean up is a breeze! Go look in the mirror you sould have something that looks like the great davy crocket coon skinned hat.
So I was riding this bird and my head got cold so I davy crockett'ed that shit and now I cant get this brown ring off my forehead.
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Old ass fat bitch with a bad accent. Really fucking annoying
God damn did you see Judy Davis' thick ass?
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the drummer of ten-cents short of a dime
who is short and has a longer version of the beattles hair cut
you are just like Davis harrell
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sexy, normally smart and very witty, nice hair always has the best smile, loyal, always great to his girlfriend, very very rare and special, always cheers you up and never in a bad mood
He's such a Davis bove, I wish i was his girlfriend!
I know I've never met anyone like that before.
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Biggest loser known to mankind
That guy is such a Chris Davis
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