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Where one defecates, puts the feces into a condom and proceeds to freeze it. After some time, one grabs said feces and proceeds to insert it onto a door handle, thus removing the condom to ensure the individual pursing the act is completely free of feces. After that, a blowtorch is required to thaw out the feces so that when an individual instinctively grabs the door handle, their hand is covered in dirty shit
Bro we should Alaskan ditch the shit out Mr. Steinberg
Getting left behind on purpose.
I’m going out with my friends today and putting my old lady on ditch mode.
I don’t have to go to school today it’s freshman ditch day
don’t go to school it’s freshman ditch day🤪
one day to actually ditch freshman year and go get snack with friends hang out OUTSIDE of school
“why didn’t u come to school?” because today is freshman ditch day i ditched 😆
The worst sort of ditching usually performed by a Digital Dick head, The act of dropping out of a online game while the team is in dire need.
Drummer- Tom get over here we need support! We're just down by 5 we can do this
Tom- Nah dude fuck you i'm gonna go play Turok! *Digital Ditches*
Drummer- You Dumbass Digital Dick head!!!
The biggest ditch of all time.
Jorge: Where is Mads Hammer? He was supposed to drive me home.
Håkon: He left five minutes ago.
Jorge: WTF! Now I have to wait 6 hours for the next bus.
Håkon: What an epic ditch.
When you send a bitch a nude & she leaves you on read
This girl on Christian Mingle just ding dong ditched me 😢