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When you take a shit, but you use half of the toilet paper when wiping.
I had some Taco Bell last night and my chocolate fountain is still going strong
When you’re sat in a maths lesson but accidentally shit yourself instead of answering the question.
Sir I think I need to go home I’m having a chocolate fountain moment.
A bowl movement (typically indicating gastrointestinal distress) as a result of eating at NC State University's Fountain Dining Hall
I won't be in class tonight; I have to drop a Fountain Mountain.
The results of performing oral sex usually, or any means including PIV, fingers or toys, to bring a girl to orgasm when she has a full bladder. Ideally she holds her bladder until she acheives orgasm, but may be released when she simply cannot hold it anymore.
The result is usually the nuclear bomb motherlode of squirting.
Man, me and my gf were chuggin' beers last night. I went down on her and she hadn't used the toilet for over two hours. When she came, she gave me the fountains of venus in a major way! Had to replace my couch and carpet, goddam it.