Somebody named Gary who is tremendously fat.
"Did you see Gary? He is freaking fat, I think planet Gary has his own orbit."
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(n.) a men's Oxford Shirt (usually blue) with a white collar and cuffs. Frequently worn by former congressman Gary Condit (D-CA).
"James is such a cool guy--if only he weren't wearing a Gary Condit."
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Pertaining to a state in which one holds a capricious - but nonetheless strong - liking, inclination or desire. Usually used with a meaningless modifier such as all, totally, or mad.
See also: Busey
"I'm glad we stopped here to eat. I've been Gary Busey for their pizza all week"
"He's totally Busey for her; he writes about her every day in his blog"
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A drink comprised of equal parts orange juice, cranberry juice, and Sprite.
Mark, while you're up getting another plate of delicious chicken and buttered green beans, grab me a Gary Coleman. And another roll.
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When one goes to a bathroom takes a shot of some form of hard alcohol and then snorts an alprazolam bar and then says I am not funny.
Because Gary Busey isn't funny, and he did allot of drugs.
Why is kenny so messed up?
He did a Gary Busey in the bathroom.
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A cocktail similar to a Bloody Mary, but instead of mixing vodka with tomato juice, a standard American commercial beer is used, preferably pored from a can. Bud Light, Coors, or Miller Genuine Draft are the preferable brands to use in a Bloody Gary. Dudes named Gary don't drink Heineken.
"I'm so hungover from last night. I think I'll have a Bloody Gary at brunch."
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A manouver in which a girl finishes riding your face and dismounts by sliding her vagina across your whole face, leaving a trail of slime like a snail.
John: " Hey bro, How did your date with Ashley go" ?
Blake: " It was cool dude, she stayed the night".
John: " Nice you gonna see her again"?
Blake: " IDK bro she hit me with that Gary the Snail".
John: " Gross".
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