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If you are in fact a goat monger, you may do these things
-make plans then wimp out on them
-speak before thinking..often too loud
-frequently forget to brush teeth
-possibly have had same hairstyle since you were 11
Not to be confused with one who hunts and maliciously assaults goats with their bare hands!
Geez I wish so and so wouldn't be such a goat monger.
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A good sample term for explaining arguments or debates you’ve had while avoiding potentially controversial topics and terms.
John: I had the worst debate with someone earlier, we were talking about transgenderism and-
Sam: No, dude, Hat on a Goat.
John: Right. So she thought that we should allow putting a hat on a goat. I was saying that that’s crazy, putting a hat on a goat isn’t a good thing. Then she went full pissbaby mode and...
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To stroke the female pussy from a frontal standing position reaching down with arm extended and palm of hand facing up, a slight foward and back motion is then gestured with said hand simulating the "feeding of the goat"!
After Paddy had finished strapping his best friends gran to the scaffolding he first stripped her naked, kicked her legs apart a yard or so and proceeded to feed the goat.
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A fictional character on the Australian radio station Triple J during the morning show "Jay and the Doctor". A lonely goat travels the universe and his many adventures parallel and satire the state of current affairs and politics in Australia.
"Travelling alone in deep space, with the planets and stars his only friends! More then just a mere goat! He is...Space Goat!
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A person , object or a situation which causes confusion, doubt and/or paranoia. To 'goat out' can be defined as situation in which you see things, do things or hear things out of the ordinary. Similarly someone can be a 'goat out' by doing or saying things that may cause others to be paranoid or confused. 'Goating out' is often experienced whilst under the influence of cannibis and/or other mind altering substances..
That tree was talking hebrew to me, Goat out!
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the act of tucking your penis behind your thighs in the goat position and a girl or guy sucking your dick from behind with her nose in your butt hole
i met this freaky girl last night and she loved doing das goat. by the end of the night her nose was brown.
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The simple act of telling some one to fuck off without using these exact words.
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