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A youtuber who commonly makes flight sim and GTA V roleplay cop videos. Funny as fuck. Known for fake characters such as Stoner Steve and Sarge. Also known for his one liners.
Jeff Favignano is a funny guy.
1. Cockblocking during a dope hook up
2. Walking in on 2 persons whilst one is "balls deep" in the other, effectively ruining the moment
Dude I was so far in it last night... until my dad decided to pull a Jeff.
It is explicitly clear throughout history that Bruh, is indeed, Jeff. The revolutionary war, Bruh was Jeff. Right when the emancipation proclamation was signed, Bruh was Jeff. When the mongols took over Asia, Bruh was Jeff. The question is not “Is Bruh Jeff” but why is Jeff Bruh.
Person: “My name is Bruh, Jeff”
You: “But is Bruh Jeff?”
Person: Bruh name is Jeff Bruh Me.”
You: “Exactly!”
A “high Jeff” is whenever one of your friends (it helps if their name is Jeff) gets so high that it is obvious to anyone even vaguely paying attention.
*friend walks into room* Oh, high Jeff!
1) Inability to recall, remember, or recollect participation in events, the parties involved, or topics discussed during said events when confronted by a third-party.
2) Commonly used but very Robust Legal Defense when caught in an incriminating situation or possibly lying - most commonly used in lieu of "pleading the Fifth". Legal experts have concluded this defense to be unbeatable when challenged.
3) A Widespread Contagious Epidemic Medical Condition affecting a person's memory - not unlike dementia but more selective and insidious. Commonly exhibited symptoms are the patient's repetitive insistence using words and phrases like:
" I don't recall....."
" I don't remember...."
" I do not recollect...."
" I can't recall...."
" I forget...."
However, because there are multiple derivations of these statements, an accurate diagnosis should only be conducted by a trained Medical Professional Politician. Currently, Electro-shock and medically induced coma appear to be the only available treatments. There is no known cure available at this time. Because of the extreme contagious nature of this illness, humane euthanasia is often the only alternative for certain cases.
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1) I had to pull a Jeff Sessions when my girlfriend asked me if I had sex with her sister.
2) I pled a Jeff Sessions when my boss asked me what happened to the report he requested.
3) It's not looking good. Our pastor admitted to having sex with a hooker, then he suffered a Jeff Sessions when confronted by the congregation
Basically doctor evil I mean the both have penis rockets and are bald and are based in Washington state
Man 1: Did you see Amazon is marking a penis rocket
Man2: god damnit jeff bezos stop trying to be doctor evil