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Although television is relatively stupid in general, most shows were still too classy, elegant, and intelligent for some people to watch. A TV network that "relates greatly to music" had decided to create a stereotypical show that only people with low intelligent could watch. This show has no real point other than to show people with so much tan that they look like an ugly traffic cone get into fights. The general audience of this show include: Stoners, Pregnant Teenagers, Dumb Blondes, Douchebags, and arrogant morons. Anyone with a reasonable mind and a small trace of sanity would be able to identify that this show is a bundle of crap and insults the entire country.
Jersey Whore Fan: "Yo man, you wanna watch Jersey Shore?"
Me: "No thanks, I would rather watch something more entertaining, like paint drying."
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The greatest place on earth; fuck the rest of the world who comes here in the summer, the jersey is the best place all fuckin year round
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Jersey Girls is a colloquial derisive term, used to describe girls from New Jersey, USA , as the true "dumb brunettes", as opposed to dumb blondes. This term seems to be loosely similar to the British Essex girl, linking stereotypical airheadness to a specific geographical region.
Jersey girls are brunettes or bleached blondes with the hard Jersey accent, loud, PROMISCUOUS, using highly-repetitive small set of weasel phrases and word combinations with a high volume of F-words in the language, unable to handle BASIC life situations, usually from a working or middle class background, and often but not always of Italian or mixed Irish-Italian descent.
Chrystle Tromans is a Jersey Girl in every aspect of the word!
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a beautiful, confident girl who possesses an indescribable love for her state and a strong hate for guidos. most likely irish or italian and could charm the hell out of you.
"diamonds are nice and so are pearls but nothing compares to a jersey girl"
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Its when you are doing a girl doggy style, you slip your thumb in her asshole and cock it to the side and pull her back towards you.
he started with a jersey meathook and then pulled a dirty sanchez on her
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Southern half of New Jersey where the area codes are 609 or 856. You love and represent Wawa as your convenience store, and all Philly teams, despite those who come here and try to root for NY/NJ teams. You go away to school your 1st year or 2 but then realize that South Jersey is where you need to be and transfer to Stockton or Rowan. The sub/hoagie thing is disputable (sub closer to the beaches, hoagie closer to Philly), but it's NEVER a hero or a grinder. We have our South Jersey accent and we're damn proud of it. People really aren't assholes here in my opinion. It's cleaner and has a lot more scenery than the north and it's a great place to raise a family. Yeah Camden and Atlantic City suck but everywhere else is fairly safe. South Jersey is better in all aspects than the north!!!
Me: "Hey where are you from?"
Someone else: "North Jersey, you?"
Me: "South Jersey"
Someone else: "That's cool, want to go to Quick Chek??"
Me: "Hell no, I'll road trip to the nearest Wawa!!"
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there is a reason why jersey girls are called the best in the world, and if you don't get it, you're not meant to get it....move on and just know you're are missing out on BEAUTIFUL.
all jersey girls...confident, curvy, sexy, independent, and amazingly beautifully hot.
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