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after you finish pissing, you have to piss again, and again, and again...
shit! last night i had the green mile syndrome so bad i spent two hours walking back and forth to the toilet!
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When you are more than 100 miles away from your significant other, you may do whatever you want, including cheat on them
Bob hooked up with Cindy while he was in Vegas, but he knew that his girlfriend Carrie wouldn't mind, because he was covered by the 100 mile rule.
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Preforming any sexual thing while being in an airplane during flight, usually in the bathroom.
When I go to Florida in the spring with Mike, we are going to become members of the "Mile High Club".
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The act of of having sex with a woman in all 50 states at least a mile in distance from each location.
1. Man- It is really hard to get in the Mile Away Club
2. Husband- Yes, finally in the Mile Away Club!
Wife- What? We only had sex once!
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To criticize yourself or to put in evidence something really obvious about yourself, in a way that will prevent others from doing so.
Eminem : I'm white yo
Black guy : Oh fuck, I can't say it in my battle lyrics anymore yo
Nerd: Ye I'm skinny, got no swag, red-haired and stinky, so what?
Hot chick: Oh this nerd knows how to make an 8 Mile, I so want to date him now
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When ever you are 500 miles or more from your home and traveling alone without your other half (boyfriend/girlfriend or husband/wife) your actions are your own and you can not be held accountable for them.
Mostly in a sexual way.. murder someone and your sorry ass is still going to jail!!
I was at a conference in Vegas and totally hooked up with a hottie... You mean you cheated??? Nope I was covered under the "500 Mile Rule".. I'm all good.
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When someone goes above and beyond what is necessary.
"I was willing to go the extra mile for her until she fucked up"
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