fakebook mum

A facebook figure who fulfills the role of a mother.

Dave: Do you wanna go out tonight?

Seamus: I'll have to ask my fakebook mum...

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kyle's mum

Very hot woman

I banged 'Kyle's Mum'

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marshals mum

A slut

You marshals mum is a slut

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ya mum

a bunch of guys in a production company aiming to make fools out of themselves

i did yamum.net
i thikn that might be a bit sly

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ya mum

ya mum is a word u say when u hav no comeback

-how was ya sleep
-ya mum

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Your Mum

don't know background, stupid thing to say, everyone here says it

"your mum"
"what about her?!"

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ya mum

Adding to what i said earlier...

shut ya mum, meaning shut up.

Also, something to say when you dont know what else to say.

Zoe: "blah blah im zoe *screeching laughter"
Me: "shut ya mum zoe"

Zoe: "why do you hate me
Me: "erm, ya mum"

"did you have sex with my boyfriend"
"ya mum"

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