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shit mix
the result of morning after drinking/party when the house looks like a shit tip and all that reminds is the last of the drinks from last night mixed togeather
typical in the manor
an alcholic cocktail, consisting of
jargermister
Jackdaniels
vodka
coke with a dash of lemon lime and cranberry
give me an new jersey iced tea,its dirrrty as fuck and you'll fuckin fat chicks in no time
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A New Jersey Gas Mask is when someone makes a cup with their hand and places it over their asshole to capture a fart. After farting, they capture the gas into their hand and then proceed to cover someone’s face with their fart cup hand!
I threw up after Jessica gave me a New Jersey Gas Mask. I was smelling her fart for 1 month and a half
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When you fuck a new jersey faggot so much and so hard that you can fold and tie his ass skin
Ryan Boller has a new jersey patty fold
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Villa Walsh Academy. where the definition of a badass is someone who takes the elevetor without an elevator pass, and a slut is someone who rolls their skirt so it shows their knees and their knee socks don't cover their whole shin. Where excitement is finding a dollar, which will be spent on a bottom shelf cookie. Where there are 3 types of people: the crazy overachievers who are completely obsessed with villa walsh (true villa gorillas), the people whose parents forced them to go and are trying to make the best of it and failing miserably, and the ones who are barely getting by and screw the world. Where nuns roam the halls, and when the headmaster goes down the halls girls quickly unroll their skirts and tuck in their blouses. Where "facilitate" "corridor" and "student responsibilities" are used 300 times per morning announcement. Oh villa walsh academy.
Villa Walsh Academy (New Jersey)
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If New Jersey was, like, alive, and it was a monster, then it would be this.
Holy S***, Alex! It's the New Jersey Monster!
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A sexual move when you smear Peanut Butter and Jelly in a girl's vagina. You dunk a piece of bread into the vagina spreading the peanut butter and jelly on the bread, then eating it.
Misty: I'm hungry.
Brock: How 'bout you make me a New Jersey PB n J, bitch!
Misty: Ok.
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a pidgeon, caught in New Jersey and fried on a grill. The motto is "it's just pidgeon's"
the joke was made by the youtuber JeromeASF.
Waiter: 'What would you like?'
Bob: 'I would like the New Jersey fried Street Chicken'
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