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Something so kick ass, it is comparable to Chuck Norris
Dude 1: Yo, you see X3 yet?
Dude 2: Yeah, that movie is Chuck Norris
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(AKA CNZDL)
The only league known to man that includes a league within a league, hence the leage of extrordinary gentlemen being created for the sole purpose of killing zombies created by Chuck Norris's bad dreams.
Members include:
Mel Gibson
Sean Connery
Shaq
You With The Face
and many, many more
OMFG! I'm soo glad that teh Chuck Norris Zombie Defense League defeated The Flood in Halo!!
If it weren't for teh CNZDL, I would be eating you right now! Thanks Mel Gibson!
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DONT F*CK WITH CHUCK!
...youve been warned.
chuck norris will kill you.
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one of the earths greatest men alive! in other words hes god....
chuck norris sleeps with a nite lite not cus hes afraid of da dark it cus the dark scared of chuck norris.
chuck norris doesnt watch, he decides what time it is!
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"Susan, do you know God's full name?"
"Of course, Chuck Norris."
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1. A martial arts master.
2. The star of countless movies that are amazingly awesome.
3. Star of the show "Walker Texas Ranger" where he plays a Texas Ranger named Walker. This show has been cancelled because too many eight year olds wet their beds at the sight of Chuck Norris kicking ass.
4. A man who always personally greets you to his website.
5. See God.
One day I saw Chuck Norris, I am now in the witness protection program.
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he is the most 1337 person on the planet and will always be
chuck norris is all of the pokemon having a massive orgy and the baby in result is chuck norris
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