tapered pants

Tapered pants are trousers popular during the 1980s and early 90s and worn by both genders. The pants sat high on the waist, ballooned around the hips and thighs, then tapered at the ankle. Often worn with with a baggy, button down shirt buttoned all the way to the top, with the collar up. These pants defined "New Romantic" fashion.

Duran Duran, Thompon Twins, Depeche Mode, Platinum Blonde, Annie Lennox (Eurythmics) all wore these tapered pants.

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pirate pants

Pants that have been cut, branded or otherwise marked to appear like they are well worn, unwashed, ratty and have the overall look of those a pirate would wear.

Often worn by modernday Pirates who follow the Piratecore lifestyle

Josh - "Dude, you should get some new pants. Those are nasty"
Jack - "Calm down man. They're my pirate pants."

also: my pirate pants have shredded cuffs, scraped knees and an iron-on jolly roger on the ass

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Jizz Pants

That pair of old scraggy jogging/pyjama bottoms that u wear around the house day in day out when you're doing generally fuck all but get round to washing about once every 6 months.

shitbag! Where's my jizz pants? I can't make my cornflakes without my JIZZ PANTS!

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Crazy pants

Someone who is acting extraordinarily crazy.

Person A: Why is that person screaming wildly through the park?
Person B: I don't know, what a crazy pants.

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february pants

Pants you get for Christmas that you are presently too fat to fit into. With a New Year’s diet, you might fit into them in February.

**Opens Present** “Damn, another pair of February pants!”

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No-pants charleston

Slang for intercourse, ie: horizontal line dancing

'Hey johnny, whatchu get up to after u left the party with that girl?"
"Oh man, we went back to her place and i was doing the no-pants charleston in like 30 seconds!"

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Pants shitter

One who shits their pants

Boss the Pants Shitter shit his pants and didn't change his drawers for 3 days

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