lay a pig

The act of defecating at a friend's, relative's, acquaintance's, or random stranger's house without flushing the toilet. This is done in a casual, or forgetful, manner and the feces is usually never found until the culprit has left.

Dude, Matt, I just went to drop a dog upstairs, and Al totally decided to lay a pig. You gotta flush that shit, man.

pig strips

a synonym for bacon, coined by me.

Mr. Grate: Johnson! The company picnic is in 5 days. What are you bringing?

Johnson: I'm bringing some Mountain Dew, Doritos, and some pig strips.

Mr. Grate: Pig strips? What in the world are pig strips?

Johnson: It's just bacon Mr. Grate.

Mr. Grate: You kids and your crazy slang!

*both laugh*

Smoke Pig

An incredibly attractive girl.

"Mate, did you see that complete smoke pig".

Pig Pog

A cute name for Guinea pigs.

He is such a cute pig pog.

pig split

Running away from a party or area when the police arive.

The cops showed up and we all pig split in the opposite direction.

Tree pig

Proper slang for a forest ranger or park police

Damn tree pig busted up our drug-crazed orgy at the campground.

hurt pig

An ugly woman you had sex with who gets very emotional and hurt when she finds out you do not like her in any way at all.

That hurt pig is crying all the time because I used her for sex and she actually thought I liked her.