Boy 1: Hey man what are you doing tonight?
Boy 2: Well I hope my girlfriend will let me cage the woody plant.
Somebody that is present in the background consuming oxygen, but does not participate nor provide substance.
The person I work with is wall plant.
Used to search Ecosia, a search engine that plants trees, when you're bored AF.
She typed, "Search the web to plant trees..."
to sexually please someone.. on the couch
I would couch plant Evinger .. for an A+.
Oh so you're getting serious with her, huh? Has she let you plant your zucchini in the backyard yet?
The planting of a log of shit on another's forehead.
Josue's great Forehead Log Plant on David left a brown stain that almost got in his hair.
"Why don't you snuff it, then? You plant eating pussy."