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when a vegan masturbates
Is that noise your neighbor spanking the plants again?
only the swaggiest of all
"oh hey ! theres the plant person, super swag if i do say so myself"
When one puts a slice of bread on the ground and then takes a picture of it. It would be preferable if the bread slice was actually halfway into the ground for the picture.
Hey check out this Instagram of my bread planting.
Someone with the wit of a rubber plant, thus as smart as an inanimate object.
Person 1: You've got rubber plant IQ.
Person 2: *licks a doorknob*
Another word for marijuana, used by teenagers to communicate publicly.
Zack: Did you bring the gamer plant?
Adam: Yeah it's in my backpack.
Elder: Wow, those youngins are teaching plants to play videogames?
It is an event in itself and can last hours. And people do show up and stick around for the show. So once a plant is claimed at a purge, you screenshot your winning claim and send it to the seller. This serves as evidence that you were indeed the first person to comment “sold” and that you indeed won the plant.
Plant purge extravaganza tomorrow at 5pm
Oh so you're getting serious with her, huh? Has she let you plant your zucchini in the backyard yet?