Rural Dictionary

Princess Sandwich

The result of convincing two naive, spoilt rich girls to sleep with you at any one time. This is most easily achieved by falsely promising enhanced social notoriety or claiming "This is how all of your cosmopolitan role models like Paris Hilton and Jodie Marsh gain higher status"

Not to be confused with packets of large chocolate sandwich biscuits with princesses on the packet, often found in European discount supermarkets.

Dave: "Dude, I convinced these two wealthy dumb bitches into having a threesome last night!"

Bobby: "A Princess Sandwich?! Fuck, that's awesome!, how did you do it?!"

Dave: "I just said that I could give them Calum Best's number and they could go out partying with him and Jack Tweed"

Bobby: "Dude, you're a Genius!!"

by Captain Spongetrousers August 12, 2011

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pornstar princess

Any girl that has a boyfriend that treats her like a princess but when they have sex he treats her like a dirty hooker, or a pornstar.

Kyle: Man how's Bree doing?
Danny: She's great, that's my pornstar princess.

by BrysontaylorC July 17, 2017

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Princess Tiana

The only African American Disney Princess. She’s dependable and determined. She owns her own restaurant in New Orleans, called Tiana’s Palace. Oh yeah she is part of the “didn’t get a f*cking sequel” squad. She good at cooking in the kitchen with Naveen. Ya know what I’m saying. Okurrt! She the is The Queen of Maldonia Periodtt. Don’t cross her y’all ugky hating ho’s

Random Person- “What’s your favorite Disney Princess?”

Me- “Obviously who do you think?”
Random Person-“ I dunno?”
Me- “It’s Princess Tiana, we share the same name.”

Random Person- “Who is that?”

Me- “WhAt!?!”
Random Person-“ I didn’t know there was a Princess and the Frog Movie?”
Me- “Bitch wtf! It came out in 2009 it was that unappreciated?”
Random Person- “Mine is Snow White.”
Me- “ That came out before I was even born, but when you were alive you didn’t know about PT? Get the f*ck outta my face!”