golden ring

When Person A urinates onto or into the anus of Person B

Cara - "Last night Johnny pissed all over my bum hole"
debbie - "So he gave you a golden ring?"

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purity ring

A ring to symbolize that the wearer of the ring will not have sex before marriage. Usually given at purity ball, which is a formal event where the daughter pledges to her father that she will not have sex before marriage infront of many people. Kind of sexist and very creepy.

Most purity rings are worn by girls and the majority of them have superior attitudes towards those who engage in premarital sex. By displaying this very personal decision to the world, they are getting on their high horse and judging those who engage in pleasurable acts. It's just another way for people to believe they are better than others.

Nicky: Yeah, so after being with Ben for over a year..
Sally: Yeah and..
Nicky: I think I'm ready to take it to the next level an-
Elizabeth: OMG guyss guess what!?!
Nicky and Sally: What?
Elizabeth: I got a purity ring!
Sally: Yes, we know. We were there.
Nicky: Congratulations anyway. As I was saying, I think I'm finally ready to make a commitment to Ben an-
Elizabeth: Why don't you guys get purity rings too?
Nicky: We believe in premarital sex..
Sally: *nudges Nicky* and this one has a boyfriend.
Elizabeth: OMFG you guys are sinners! What would God think? Thank God I got my purity ring; it'll save me from your influences.
Nicky and Sally: Um, okay.
Elizabeth: Don't you want to be pure?
Nicky and Sally walk away.
Elizabeth: Dirty Whores.

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Tongue Ring

one of the coolest oral piercings there is

my boyfriend used his tongue ring real good last night!

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ring ding

A woman who gives a little slap down on the head of a man's hard on.

She thinks his dick is funny; gives it a little ring ding before getting busy.

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ball ring

Much like the cock ring, only it goes around the balls. This is to prevent pre-mature ejaculation.

"Holy shit dude, Cheryl told me you fucked for 2 hours last night! How did you do that?"
"Ball ring,"

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ring the bell

A sayin used when something is done finished or accomplished.

Man he got beat down, Ring the Bell.

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ring of fire

The burning feeling in the anus after taking a dump, after consuming chile or other spicy foods.

See also: Gringo Butt

I'm going to have Gringo Butt tomorrow, after eating all these jalapenos.

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