Rocky River

Best goddamn Subarb in the world. All the kids from surrounding cities be like.... “Hey slime lets go to River.” This city has the best parties and most dank high schoolers with and unbeatable lacrosse team #riverup #pirates #oakwood?

Them: “Dude your from rocky river???”.....
Me: lol ya
Them: shit is it as cool as it sounds

Me: hell ya slime

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the nile river

When 5 or more dicks ejaculate into a females mouth at one time, while the female chokes on the sperm and it runs through the nostrils of the female to form something like the flow of the nile river.

Many pornstars have perfected the nile river with 5 no lifes did this in now-deleted pornos.

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River Tits

The act of slinging ones cock over a females shoulder, then proceeding to urinate over her shoulder between her tits, creating a river of urine through her tits.

After he took her home last night, Søren told me that he gave that girl a set of River Tits with a heavier flow than the Mighty Mississippi.

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River Ranger

Is a man that takes a piss in hole of a woman's vigina.

While trying to have sex, man wasn't hard, but needed to used the washroom, woman wouldn't let him go anywhere, so he pissed in her instead giving him the title of River Ranger.

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river chimp

A First Nations person from the Port Alberni area

Want to go buy some fish from the river chimps?

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powell river

not a place for your vacation
end of the road my friend

expensive ferry ride there and back
mostly elderly people
and disabled people
expensive groceries
very few liquor stores, high price
barnacle beaches
fishy/pulp mill smell
rain, rain, rain, rain, rain, rain, rain,

rain, rain, rain,rain..........
no night clubs, no night life,no party
NO FUN

wish i never wasted my money or vacation time in powell river

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Peace River

A place in northern Alberta. Dustin and Acacia the cow live there. Lots of natives live in Peace River so it always smells like whiskey. There are at least 5 native homeless native villages in Peace River. Peace River is missing hot girls except for Drew's cousin, who actually lives in Vancouver. But were not going to get technical.

Peace River is going to have a Nuke plant in it.

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