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The act of two males slapping an individual on either side of his or her face simultaneously with their penis'. The act is performed while the victim is not unexpecting, preferably while sleeping. The individual's face is "sandwiched between the two penis', hence the name "dick sandwich."
Josh: Hey, Mark
Mark: Yea Josh
Josh: Sean passed out... wanna give him a Dick Sandwich?
Mark: Hell Yea!!!
Mark and Josh: DICK SANDWICH!!!! (while performing the act)
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Defines the plain and unexciting, based on the perceived dullness of an actual cheese sandwich. Often used in a relationship sense - i.e. a male/female who may be underachieving in terms of the attractiveness of their partner. In a more simple form, can be used by self-styled playas to question the excitement factor of committed, long-term relationships in general.
1. "Man, your girlfriend's ass is the size of Montana and her skin is the shade of newly fallen snow. Don't you get sick of eatin' that cheese sandwich?"
2. "I can't commit to her or anyone. I don't wanna be munchin' on a cheese sandwich for the rest of my life."
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A piece of poop inside two slices of bread.
Sticking your wang in between a piece of poop.
"Did you just bet Jeff 100 dollars to eat that terd sandwich?" asked Randy.
"Your mom likes it when im the dick in her terd sandwich," said Chirs.
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The Sandwich Chef knows all and sees all; he is made of omnipotence and win. He is a judge and arbiter of all things who may be called down by a /b/tard in order to determine what two ingredients a post or image is made from. He is also known as The Sandwich Guy.
"WTF is that?"
"Let's ask the Sandwich Chef!"
"Hey Sandwich Chef! What is that?"
S.C.= "This is an ass sandwich. It is made of ass and poo."
"Jesus Christ! It's a lion! Get in the car!"
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when you are driving with two lanes going the same way and in both lanes there is someone going really slow and you can't pass on either side.
Bob: Sir I'm sorry I'm late i was in the middle of a slow sandwich and i couldn't pass on either side
Sir: It's okay cause those really suck
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When a womans Breasts are so large that she can touch her nipples together so that they meet "Face to Face". Then all thats left is for you to put your meat in between and ride em til you get mayonaise!
My girlfriends still trying to clean up after that nipple sandwich last night
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A sock sandwich is made when a man ejaculates into one or both socks.
I couldn't pick up any meat at the bar last night so I had to make myself a sock sandwich.
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