she's too delicious to contain.
In vast quantities she might be bad for you but, damn, spread her like butter!
a form of sixty-nining in which mouths are utilized on each other's toes, not each other's genitals.
My girl got crazy with my feet last night and we ended up in a Kentucky Spread.
Sitting with your legs spread wide apart, kind of like an eagle. They can see all your camel toe when you do this.
Hey! Stop sitting spread-eagle! I can see all of your cameltoe, jackass!
An array of fried foods put together to form the perfect buffet for filling the munchies after a good session of self medication.
Open up the freezer, dude, I have all the ingredients for a Stoner Spread.
Spreading videos of fuck tards doing mentally defective things when you make a smart video.
Me: omg NO WAY how stupid!
Lil fuck boi: nice video!
Me: no its a dumbly defective video
Lil fuck boi: ... Fucktardation spreading