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Stop Squirt September, or for short - SSS.
Similar to nnn, it revolves around women and it occurs in September, when girls must not ejaculate for the entire month. Might seem easy at first, but is very challenging for those, who aren't new to the whole masturbating thing, which requires a great amount of willpower.
Of course, for those who don't masturbate at all or started very recently, such challenges are easy to do, but not for veterans.
-"Is Anna still doing that Stop Squirt September challenge?"
-"No, she failed it"
-"Damn. She couldn't hold any longer"
When one bro flirts with another bro which inevitably leads to furious circle jerking. Concluding in one bro cumming onto the other bro.
Guy 1:"Dude you look hella swole today."
Guy 2:"Thanks bro, I was flexin dem gluts in da mirror at the gym"
*Guy 1 risks a peek at dem gluts and inevitably gets a rager*
*Guy 2 notices the rager and tentatively reaches for it.*
*Guy 1 gulps loudly from nervousness and grips both of their balls tearaway pants off.*
*Guy 2 looks adoringly into Guy 1's eyes and says "We finally doin dis bro?"
Guy 1: "Sometimes it be like dis doe."
*In unison they say* "Let the flirt 'n squirt commence
-Written by Skull
A woman reaches climax, then ejaculates into a soup bowl. The male partner then drinks out of the bowl. It is optional to spit it back on the female partners face.
Becky's face was filled with her own cum after Allah performed a squirt 'n' slurp on her.
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The angle of the trajectory of pickle fluids when a is squished.
The pickle squirted at 38.256° above the horizontal.
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Squirt X 11 means for a guy to squirt cum 11 times when he has a cumgasm.
When I jerk off, I usually Squirt X 11!
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An unreleased video game that was canceled due to graphic depiction of dirty, squirting perverts. Legend has it that a few copies have been leaked to the public, but there is not enough evidence to prove this.
I heard Jimmy found a copy of Dirt Vert Squirt. He told me, "Look at those graphics! My parents helped set it up!"
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When you drink so much energy drink that a short burst of liquid shit fires out of your ass uncontrollably.
Alan had a Ron Short Squirt in the middle of his final exam.
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