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A joke is at it's funniest after it's third use.
Similarly, a condom will last for up to three uses before it breaks (not a recommended form of birth control.)
Joke: "I know three French words: Bonjour, Merci, and surrender."
Condoms:
Beth: "You wanna go again?"
Alex: "I'm out of condoms."
Beth: "That's okay, The Rule of Three applies."
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Wow, I was over a Fred's last night and Kevin came over. We had a Three Musketeers and it was INCREDIBLE. "All for one, and one for ALL!"
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Eating the Wendy's three $.99 burgers, saving money with delicious taste. No one needs to worry about the economy when you have the three-conomy at Wendy's.
Person 1: Hey, shouldn't you be using your money more carefully in this economy?
Person 2: Nah, I'm part of the Wendy's three-conomy.
Person 1: What?
Person 2: The 3 new $.99 burgers at Wendy's!
Person 1: You're fat.
Person 2: Yep, but I'm not poor.
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The Three D's mean:
Deep
Dirty
Down
Used to describe how the magic happened at night, and how some people like it. The Three D's is the key to pleasuring your partner.
Rod: ''This bitch i laid went in so crazy! She went for the three D's!''
Fredrick: ''Oh shit, for real? It must have been magical at night!''
Rod: ''Yeehh man! She went all out!''
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(noun) after murdering two people, the two tear drops tattooed on thus murder's face is complimented by a ring tatted right below or right adjacent to the tear drops. The ring is never to the left adjacent, for this means that your rival gang has the authority to kill you on sight.
Did you check out his face?
Yeah, he got the ring tatted below the tear drops, he's a three-ringer fa sho.
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To marry and have three kids as soon as possible, in spite of the environmental impact
I can't wait to marry and three-up. It's what everyone else is doing.
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