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A girl that isn't really serious relationship material but serious enough to bring to family thanksgiving. Chances are she will be gone by Christmas.
Is Greg still with Turkey Girl from Thabksgiving?
No, Greg called it off and is single AF.
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When you look like a greasy mixture of a nasty ol goose and the horridness of a turkey......usually also got sickle toes
Get your nasty ol, "goose turkey", pickle egg scented titties off my leg.
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The two or three work days before and after Christmas break when no one gets any work done.
"Hey did you do that thing you were gonna do?"
"Nope"
"Why not!? You should have done that thing a long time ago, did you forget?"
"No I'm just on turkey time and not getting anything done."
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The sleepy or dumb way a person thinks after they eat turkey.
After eating Thanksgiving dinner :
"Hey you wanna hang out later?"
"I didn't see it."
"What? That doesn't even make sense. You must have that turkey brain. "
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A sexual move where a man fucks an elderly person's loose neck skin.
Gertrude lives across from the high school so she can tempt the boys with turkey melts during their lunch period.
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When a male unzips and pulls his scrotum skin aka turkey skin through the fly and walks around with it dangling like a turkey’s waddle. A non-taut, soft, dangly scrotum is required.
Note: Only scrotal skin is displayed. The testicles are never pulled outside the fly.
I walked around the grocery store with the turkey waddle.
I walked into my job interview with the turkey waddle. I was hired immediately.
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Slang for a seagull. First used on The Simpsons when Bart was attacked by a seagull and Nelson used the term. Can also be used when you want someone on the beach to hurry up- "hey beach turkey, let's get going".
That beach turkey looks like he wants your bag of chips.
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