An Instagram warrior is usually a female who will appear very good looking on their Instagram account. With lots of photos of themselves and lots of followers. When, in reality, they are often ugly in person with an awful personality. Easily confused with a catfish but the key difference is a catfish pretends to be a completely different person, but an ig warrior just makes themself look a lot better and different to how they actually are.
"Howay man, a good looking lass is in my dms"
"Be careful mate she looks like she could be an Instagram warrior
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An individual who is unable to confront another individual in person, but acts like a big man behind a screen. An example of this is Simon Vaisey.
Classic keyboard warrior, wouldn’t say anything to my face.
A girl that is so ugly it looks like she got hit in the face with a shovel
Damn! That chick is a huge Shovel Warrior, she wore that one right in the face!
Shovel Warrior is a term used to describe a individual who used a shovel as there weapon of choice in a number of battles. With deadly efficiency.
OH NO ITS A SHOVEL WARRIOR RUN!!!
Anyone in a military or paramilitary organization whom abuses their rank to disrespect their subordinates. Without said rank, this person is usually a bitch.
"Sgt Jackson is such a rank warrior. I remember when he was an officer he was timid as fuck. Now he is a dick."
A rare subspecies of Weeb who, after watching thousands of hours of anime, has actually mastered the sword.
Person 1: ha ha can't believe your watching Hentai all by yourself
Person 2: Nah I'm with the booooyyyysssss
Person 1: whatever weeb now curl up into a ball so I can take out my domestic abuse on you
Person 2: Oh you're approaching me?, you will regret crossing the Weeb Warrior, now perish
Person 1: arghhh
Person 2: OMAE WA MOU SHINDEIRU
Person 1: ...
When someone throws up usually due to a large amount of alcohol, and still carries on partying after.
Did you see Ben just whitey? Man he is a whitey warrior!