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When a male holds their pee so long they get a boner.
Yesterday Josh got a water log at the concert because he didn't want to miss the next song.
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A race of other-dimensional goblins, who suck water through concrete. When this happens, a loud noise is heard.
Good God! The Water Goblins are stealing my water!
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Something that only dumb-asses would buy. Anybody with an I.Q. knows that water contains no calories, anyways.
The moron bought a case of diet water becuase it said it contained less calories than regular water. What a dumbass.
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STRAIGHT VODKA what they drink instead of water.
I went to Russia, asked for a glass of water, and got fucked up off that russian water.
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fake weight that is caused by you being filled with urine or just have drunk alot of water.
dude, i gained like two pounds this week.
no worries, just water weight
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Fat water is the water you get in the bathroom, which isn’t for drinking.
The first time I laid eyes on Andy Dufresne, I didn't think much of him. He was a fat drink of water, the kind of drink of water that you know your friend got from the bathroom and not from the kitchen. Fat water.
A refreshing drink made by immerging cucumber slices in a large water container.
Mostly availble in nail salons.
*Jimmy filling a cup*
Mrs Nguyen : "Cucumber water for customers only !"