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When you shoot your Pornstar Martini into her anus, then stirred with your penis to mix into a "Cocktail" she then proceeds to 'push' out the resulting cocktail into a glass for someone else to drink.
"I had a 3 way last night, and the greedy bitch insisted on me giving her mate a Pornstar Cocktail too"
A glass of water with a booger in it
I went to Warsaw and asked at the lobby bar for a Polish cocktail. The bartender just filled a glass of water, picked a booger from his nose and swirled it around in the glass.
A mixture of urine (preferably the gold, filthy type, though the white kind will do as well) and fecal matter, mixed together. Its uses are many.
As payback for the shaving cream incident, Mike fed Dick a toilet cocktail on his face while he was sleeping.
an alcoholic drink that is consumed while en route to another location. This is usually drank from a plastic cup to be thrown out when you arrive at your destination.
Jeff didn't want to loose any drinking time, so he had a walking cocktail on the way to the bar.
Someone who's only lets their racism show after they've had a few cocktails
After 3 margaritas Mike started droppin' the N-word left & right; guess he's a cocktail racist.
When a Jewish person has a Molotov cocktail
“I lit that bitch up with a mazeltov cocktail” says the Jewish guy when someone tells him, he can’t do their taxes.
When your Jewish and have a Molotov cocktail
“I lit that bitch with a mazeltov cocktail” says the Jewish guy when someone won’t let them do there taxes.