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Desert crust is the dried fecal matter that results after a person shits their pants during the extreme heat. It is often seen on the Las Vegas Strip where drunk college students and Midwestern NASCAR fans can be seen wondering the sidewalks with tall drinks and brown trouts.
We saw some desert crust today! Cindi and Larry got shitfaced while playing video poker and when they stumbled onto The Strip it only took a few minutes for their ass gravy to harden into desert crust.
A sexual act in which one "lets it crust" before anal sex.
Jacob: hey Brittany, wanna make some stuffed crust later?
Brittany: Jacob, thats disgusting, I'm trying to eat.
A stuffed crust is when a homosexual man will use the bathroom ( a number 2 ) and not wipe. After an hour when the shit has dried in their ass, they will ask their partner to fuck them raw. Leading to a stuffed crust moment
That last time I got a stuffed crust was at a pizza hut taco bell, I should call him.
A very shitty, rusted, and therefore crusty car.
Like compared to a rusty can.
Not an old classic car thats in bad condition, more like a small ford or a chevy made in the 90's
I call this my crust bucket, enter with caution.
Just bought a crust bucket on craigslist it was only 500 bucks!
*breaks down in a week
The back splash of pee or shit on the underside of the toilet seat.
A person who is the lowest of lows in your eyes. A shitty person who doesn't deserve your respect or time.
That crust cake is finally out of my life forever.
When you are a very crusty kid and you take a shower and get left out. Now you have rust in your crust.
Person one: Your crusty you should take a shower.
Crusty kid: yeah I should. After i'm going to play outside!
*later*
Crusty kid: Oh no now I have rust in my crust because I was out too long!
Person: Yikes! You should pour coke on that.
That thin layer of sweat after exercising or being outside on a hot day and you go inside or away from heat and your sweat sticks to your skin and makes you feel sticky
“Dude after I finished exercising I was covered in sweat crust