Random
Source Code
Random
7% Vodka Cooler from Canada. Often leads to making out with friends' moms, stealing lawn ornaments, and waking up naked in petting zoos.
After chugging his fifth can of Sucking Lemons, Blake found himself wondering if Mitch's mom had always been so attractive.
Sarah wanted to forget about her crossdressing ex, so she immediately bought a 4-Pack of Sucking Lemons and shotgunned them.
7👍 3👎
The act of urinating in anothers mouth, then preceeding to french kiss them.
Dude 1: " Dude, i totally Lemon Frenchied her last night."
Dude 2: " Sweet, dude."
20👍 10👎
The act of squeezing a mans balls with such intensity that he passes out from the pain and sexual stimulation, then proceeds to urinate all over himself.
That bitch put the Lemon Squeeze on him so hard it looked like he was swimming in a kiddie pool.
115👍 76👎
Taking your laptop to certain destinations, i.e. work, on vacation or school to play Second Life.
Disco Lemon is taking his laptop to Las Vegas so that he can play Second Life, therefore he is Busting a Lemon.
12👍 5👎
A sexual act wherein two older or elderly men urinate on one another simultaneously. Name derived partly in reference to "Lemon Party", as well as the mutual nature of the urination being the "pledge".
"This old dude on twitter won't stop talking about Lemon Pledge, I think he might be in the closet"
"I just watched a video where two old bastards signed a Lemon Pledge, gross as hell"
63👍 43👎
a euphemism for cocaine in the presence of non users. Derived from frequent sightings of people at 4 hour lunches at public restaurants, during which they consume nothing but lemon-water and cigarettes, followed by sporadic trips to the B-room and more lemon-water.
"wanna meet up later? im in the mood for a lemonwater and a parliament"
Im not hungry ill just have a lemon-water thanks.
10👍 4👎
A brilliant chillout band sending out relaxing vibes to everyone who downloads their shit.
Or buys it. Heh.
Their best relxation tune? Red Dust.
Their worst tune? Bachelor Pad.
Their weirdest tune? All of them, really. Esp. Nervous Tension and Page One.
Lemon Jelly are whack.
Lemon Jelly are fly.
I got shit-faced last night to Jemon Jelly.
13👍 6👎