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Valentine's day.
The day that all crazy stalker types can run around and leave anonmyous gifts and what not for their intended parmour/victim while not blatantly violating the terms of the restraining order.
"I just found a 20 page sonnet and a stuffed animal on my front porch. "
"Isn't that the neigbor's creepy grandson hiding in the bushes across the street?
"Stalker's Christmas!"
The stalker look is Someone that looks shifty like they will stalk you.
Most examples of the Stalker Look are usually female with brown hair and resonably attractive,
Jennette R is the most pro stalker and looks totally stalkerish.
A person who is present in a shared document and is just watching you edit the file with no little or no comments at all. The more agressive type will overwrite your edits as soon as you left them, or correct your typos before you can.
That's just creepy knowing you are watching me edit this doc online. You are an edit stalker!
He edit stalks me all the time, like watching me edit and when I make a typo he was fast to correct it, as if I did not know how to spell.
A loved one who stalks you as a means to show affection
or someone who claims they love you and feels to help you act in a mannerly way
mother-stalker: nice comment on Reddit last Wednesday at 3am!
pal: you noticed <3
mother-stalker : dont i always? :)
pal:ha ha ha
mother-stalker: ha ha ha ha ha! i LOVE you!
Hottest girl on earth loved only by Tom Panek forever!
Jennifer Stalker is the one and only
Stalker: (NOUN)
Someone who is not hot enough to be seen with you.
Duh.
Person 1: "Cinderhella is MY stalker!!"
Person 2: "You're not banging enough to be murdered!"