thug tree

A homie that creatively invents intelligent wayz to undermine women's defenses of cock blocking and remains in tha top percentile of getn that ass

I seen this fine little bitty at tha club last night wit her ugly friend, so I had to thug tree tha hoe

e-tree

Every tweet, email, text, or similar electronic method of communitcating kills a virtual tree or otherwise known as an "e-tree"

Long ago people use to talk on a phone or sometimes even in person where emotion and sarcasm are more easily detected. These new age versions of communication often poorly sum up emotion and jokes in phrases like "lol" and ":)p"

You have a choice so get off your iphone and computer and call your friend

i hate reading email...save an e-tree and call me

Tree Jousting

Popping two viagra and running through the bush naked.

What do you want to do this weekend?
Wanna try tree jousting?

Tree Puncher

Gamer slang; An inexperienced or bad Minecraft player, a n00b. Derived from the game's survival mode, wherein a new player must punch trees to acquire the wood needed to create rudimentary tools. Often used in an insulting or derogatory manner.

Tim sucks at Minecraft, he's god damn a tree puncher.

tree chop

When you’re late to the turkey drop. The act of dropping you’re signifigigant other over Christmas break because you failed to do it over the thanksgiving break.

Did you hear about Will? I heard he just got the tree chop!

Number tree

A name defining a tall person unsure if there name is a number

Number tree was unsure if his name was a number

jew tree

1) item used for hanging jewelry on to. usually a random item on night stand, and bathroom counter (not a dish) which accumulates bracelets, hair ties, earrings and the like.

2) a jewish person's christmas tree with lame, non-personalized, or otherwise non-traditional ornamentation.

When I knocked over the lotion bottle on the counter... her watch , earrings, bracelets all fell off the jew tree.