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A term used to precede an offensive piece of advice, usually intended to lighten the blow. Often used amongst friends within this context.
*In response to a girl kissing him like a mule*
Guy: Yo pro-tip: Kissing doesn't have to be all-or-nothing, it can be a delicate sorta thing.
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a bird that perches on the tip of a man's penis. used to talk about people that are on your nuts or won't leave you alone.
fred- "yo james you owe me 20 bucks, dont forget, don't forget for real man. for real"
James- "i'll getchu man! stop being such a tip bird. stop perching for real"
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When you are such a hairy gorrilla that there is pubic hair growing from the tip of your wang.
Damn! dat niggas got a fuckin' wolverine tip!
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The well-guarded secret greeting amongst men that may only be performed in the complete absence of women. It is performed by two men standing opposite of each other and pressing the tips of their penises together. Very similar to a handshake. Eye contact is not advised, verbal consent is strongly recommended and proper hygiene is greatly appreciated.
Also a great and completely non-awkward way to determine if an individual is circumcised.
"Hello there dear Sir, care to engage of touching tips?"
"Well how could one refuse such a modest and reasonable request? Of course I would like nothing more"
*presses tips together*
"Splendiferous, say, I couldn't help but notice that you are circumcised."
"Yes, what a keen and correct observation you have made."
*END*
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A skinny Caucasian male, usually teenaged, that has his hair bleached white, giving the appearence of a thin Q-tip. Usually into rap/Hip-hop. See cracka and honkey.
That Eminem wannabe is such a Q Tip
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When someone gradually increases the size of the hole in their penis, usually by using small objects, then increasing to something with about an inch of diameter. It is just like gauging your ears, but with the tip of your penis. There are some videos of it online. Check out Www.SwollenTip.Com.
Bill: You know how Joe has that swollen tip?
Spencer: Yeah!
Bill: I heard his load poured all out over Stephanie's head!!!
Spencer: His tip must be REAAAAAAALL SWOLLEN!
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1. A paper/plasic stick with cotton on both ends of it.
Used to clean wax out of your ear or touch up your makeup.
2. An old person with white hair and white walking shoes.
1. "I hadn't cleaned my ears for 5 days. When I finally did, I could hear better, and SO much wax came out! I had to use 3 Q-tips before it was all out!"
"Haha. Sick!"
2. "This Q-tip was deaf! I had to repeat myself, like, 30 times!"
"Dude...That sux!"
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